Fuck you girls who only know the “big” songs, like “Don’t Trust Me,” “Starstrukk,” “Chokechain,” and “Punkbitch.”
Fuck you bitches who think that their only album was “Want,” or that the old one sucks.
Fuck you assholes who say Boulder is the place to be, and that you would gladly live there now.
Fuck you dumb asses who don’t understand that they are doing the best they possibly can, but when girls are on their dicks all day what more do you want? They can’t be personal all the time, but when they are they are sweet as can be.
Fuck you stupid fucking fans who apply to all of these things that take away from the real people here.
If you’re from Colorado and still love them, you know who you are. If you’re the fans who loved them before Want, when it was all about “Neatfreak47” and fucking “Saydem Up” (I know some people are like what the fuck up? True fans, right?) then you’re real.
And finally, fuck everyone who thinks that Nat and Sean are either pretty faces, fucking sell outs, losers, posers, or boys who cannot make music. YOU DO NOT KNOW. Sean has a FANTASTIC VOICE, and I’ve heard pieces he’s composed that are nothing like 3OH!3. They aren’t dumb either. So before you jump the gun, and say 3OH!3 is a bunch of talentless, sellouts, think of who you are. They aren’t their music, but they know how to have fucking fun. And Colorado was fine without you wannabe fans, lets keep it that way.
